Thursday, May 6, 2010

My Tea Party

We heard tea party this and tea party that often...right? Now I wonder if I can have my own tea party?? I am not talking about housewives tea party who will likely to talk about husbands, babies, money, clothes, make up, maid and ta ta ta ta ta..............................

I want my tea party can talk all the subjects. Likes, different headline news!

The following people are I wish to have on my tea party table so badly. I wish to include.............

-An actress
-A housewife (This will be me!)
-A Gay
-A Preacher
-A lesbian
-A doctor (I prefer Psychologist)
-A politician
-A self make millioner
-A half bimbo, likes....... Ms. Lewinsky (oh sorry), and
-A religious extremist

10 number is the good numbers for my tea party...don't you think so??? The following are out of my tea table list...........

-Global Warming man
-Depression man
-A Dress maker
-A Suicider
-A Pervert
-Communist man
-A house husband

If I have my tea party today, the following TOPICS are I am interesting to hear from my tea party members.................

1. China hit with world's fastest growing syphilis epidemic: Fueled by economic growth
(My question will be..... why the minutes people have money their first priority is about "SEX"?)

2. What would you say to Ahmadinejad?
(I hate this man but like to talk about how to stop his mouth!)

3. "Brazil archbishop says teenagers are "Spontaneously' gays, need guidance on sexuality...." said the Fox New on my blackberry.
(I just wanted to ask why the bad Catholic leaders did not control their desire instead of need to guide the little boys?? What is Spontaneously gays means???)

4. On Health, "Why we have weather on the brain?"
(I need to know more about Brain Weather)

I think that's enough for my Tea Party!

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